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EXPERIMENTAL
METAPSYCHOLOGY
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DR. ALDOUS BENSON
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Zipline through
the banana plantations
of your mind.
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ABOUT GOATS and GOODNESS
All goats are good.
If you are good , then you must be goatlike.
Since all goats are good, and you are goatlike,
then the part of you that is good is a goat.
- Dr. Benson
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THOUGHT-BASED APPROACH
Project your thoughts into the light using your fingers
Your thoughts are extensions of your self. The shape of this extension is fingerlike...almost pseudopodish...
as they reach into the light matrix of consciousness.
Go ahead.
Let your thoughts dance on the wall as shadow puppets sprung to life.
Think with your fingers. And let your fingers tell your thoughtstory.
Let your thoughts weave through the complex interplays between shadow and light.
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DR. BENSON'S KALEIDOSCOPIC MIND SYRUP
Feed your guts, feed your mind
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Fight fascism with truth, justice, and clean fire.
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CATERPILLAR FRASS
Natural fertilizer made from natural ingedients.
Stop being bossed around by
mountains. Eat an ice cream cone in front of them and say "Mmm, this is really good...too bad I don't share with bossy mountains."
Dr. Aldous Benson
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