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The Goobz are JUST ONE SPECIMEN of the Upper Midwest's

retro-minimalist weird garage rock, with natural flavors.

Enjoy this decorative ivy wreath, courtesy of MassGlobalMegaCorp, The Goobz' corporate patron.

SOME SAY

THE GOOBZ ARE EXTRA FOAMISH

FIZZ-FILLED

SQUISHYSOFTS.

OTHERS SAY THEY ARE

WEIRD GARAGE ROCK 

AT ITS

RUBBERYISHIEST.

THOSE WHO REMAIN UNDECIDED 

MIGHT BE SLOW PROCESSORS,

AND WE APPRECIATE THEM FOR BEING ABLE TO WALK BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

WITHOUT

COMMITTING WHOLLY TO EITHER.

A HOT AIR BALLOON EITHER GOES UP OR DOWN, AND SOMETIMES IT DOES BOTH.

Please be mindful to not let your eyeballs scroll directly through the decorative ivy.

For best results, let each eyeball scroll on either side of it, but not directly through it. 

The ends of the ivy are sharp and may cause damage.

This decorative ivy wreath is provided courtesy of MassGlobalMegaCorp,

The Goobz' benevolent corporate overseer.

If you do not have eyeballs, or if you plan to disregard this decorative ivy, please disregard this message.

If you have read this far, please feel free to disregard this message after the fact. 

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